Those twentysomething influencers could never — Paris Hilton pulled up to Coachella like the desert was her runway, serving main character energy in a seriously sexy, skin-tight catsuit.

Paris was serving body confidence and pure fierceness — rocking a cut-out fishnet ‘fit that showed plenty of skin at the festival’s Neon Carnival over the weekend … and let’s just say, it left little to the imagination!

PH was all about that dominatrix energy — piling on layered chain necklaces, and even after dark, she kept her signature shades on for that extra A-list touch.

Paris was just one wrong move away from a full-blown wardrobe whoopsie — but the queen came prepared. She had a fluffy white shawl on standby, ready to swoop in and save the day if things got a little too hot to handle.