Hello, friends.

I come to you deep from within the family bunker, relishing these last few hours before summer “vacation” activities get fully rolling in the morning. For new (or not yet) parents, let this serve as a PSA: summer vacation is a lie. In particular, during June, because everyone just lo-ooves to pack everything in right away. It’s a hellscape; please take heed when scheduling.

Anywell, baseball. We’re now at the third pole, and there’s no time like the present to make definitive and grandiose statements about fantasy players. With that in mind, let’s take two of the players mentioned frequently in my chats this season (11 am CT on Thursdays) and put our foot down. No more hemming, and certainly no more hawing. We’re calling the fight.

These two guys got the goods, dude.

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