Tom Brady had quite the night at his Netflix comedy roast – as did those watching from home! – while also hosting one of their live episodes.
Beginning with OJ Simpson’s bloody jersey and ending with Tom Brady breaking an iPhone onstage, Netflix live event “The Greatest Roast of All-Time: Tom Brady” honored modern-day legend as he faced one of his toughest tests yet: being roast by comedians and his former NFL teammates.
At times amusing and other times embarrassing, this unfiltered live event of Comedy Central Roasts proved long and tiring; one was left appreciating the editors for condensing content into an engaging 60-minute presentation. One notable line from The Great One (GOAT), when speaking directly about Kim Kardashian: he told her not only was she anxious because Kanye West would not be with their children tonight but that their dad has taken theirs home! “Kim was terrified to come here tonight not because of me but because her children will be at home.” GOAT hit home when speaking directly about Kim K by saying she felt threatened that her children remained behind with him at home in California with him! GOAT brought the humorous but devastating punchline when speaking directly about ex-husband Kanye West: “Kim was terrified to come here tonight not because of me but because her children remained behind!” “Kim Kardashian is terrified,” while Kanye West commented “not because of me but because their children stayed behind…I know Kim was terrified tonight because her children remained behind… she knows their father is somewhere.” GOAT went further by commenting:
As part of Netflix Is a Joke Fest, “Greatest Roasts of All Time: Tom Brady” featured one of the former quarterback’s, best known for 20 seasons with New England Patriots and three with Tampa Bay Buccaneers respectively, facing hilarious jabs from some of comedy’s biggest names – from Kevin Hart and Roastmaster Jeff Ross’ hostility, fellow former teammates Julian Edelman, Rob Gronkowski and Drew Bledsoe as well as stand up comics Tom Segura, Nikki Glaser Andrew Schulz Bert Kreischer Tony Hinchcliffe Sam Jay to name just some names!
“Tonight we come together to honor one of history’s great quarterbacks!” Hart exclaimed. “And guess who showed up?” Joe Montana smiled broadly as Hart started roasting him for being on hand.
An impressive video presentation chronicling Brady’s accomplishments since graduating from Michigan and culminating with him becoming three-time NFL MVP set the scene for this evening event.
Brady made an exciting entrance onto a stage surrounded by former teammates, inviting everyone present to get ready and make it official: it was game day and let’s do this thing!” Upon greeting his audience he exclaimed “Let’s play ball!”.
VIP tables were filled by guests including Chelsea Handler, Jim Gaffigan, Shane Gillis and Ted Sarandos and Bela Bajaria of Netflix – adding star power and stardust to an already exciting night at the event!
“Gronk” stole the show with one of the night’s more peculiar performances, with his nonsensical jokes culminating in a glass smash on stage which sent shrapnels flying onto nearby tables and created chaos amongst guests.
Here are a few of the funniest and wildest moments from this special.
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“Jerry Bus used this site as his personal dumping ground – known as The Fucking Forum. Kevin Hart “
Tom brought Boston with him tonight. I have never seen Inglewood so white; it reminds me of an out of control Bruce Springsteen concert! Now this former home of the Lakers belongs to Kevin Hart’s Quakers.” – Kevin Hart
“I am here solely for financial reasons – they paid me very well!” — Kevin Hart
Since his divorce two years ago, Tom has been engaging in intimate relations a great deal more frequently – using that two-inch tool as often as he possibly could to gain satisfaction through sexual pleasure seeking behavior he finds so enjoyable he has contributed significantly towards CTE development in his ex-spouse’s dick.” — Kevin Hart
“Gisele Bundchen has joined Antonio Brown on his trip.” — Kevin Hart
“Didn’t Gisele Bamford just give that coach hell?” — Kevin Hart
“Chelsea Handler has joined us tonight… Speaking of black men, Kimberley has also arrived.”
“Just come from Hell; Aaron Hernandez says hello.” — Jeff Ross
“I had to dress like OJ because I plan on killing this white chick right here.” — Jeff Ross
“Gisele Bundchen brings out her inner J-Riss”. — Jeff Ross
“You look like an almond blood vampire!” — Jeff Ross
“Kevin Hart was my choice as host because his appearance is already like that of an underinflated football,” according to Jeff Ross.
“Mark Twain would no doubt hail you as an invaluable national treasure!” — Jeff Ross
“Dana, I love you; you remind me of Michael Vick but with people.” — Jeff Ross
“Tonight we’re doing it Boston style – with marathon pace racing that could go into overdrive at any moment and one or more runners potentially blowing out”. — Jeff Ross
“We wanted to roast you in Florida, but due to your governor, it would not have been fair,” wrote Jeff Ross in the Wall Street Journal.
“I am the best decision your organization ever made! Would you like a massage?”- Jeff Ross
Segura to Kevin Hart: Nikki Glaser loves Kevin’s short films!
“This stage has seen more trauma than John Kennedy on a campaign trail.” — Andrew Schulz
“Gronk can only treat ACL injuries.” — Andrew Schulz
Kreischer:Whitlock; Jay; Edelman; Gronkowski:Bledsoe : Affleck
