Right here’s the kind of headline you would possibly see in The Onion:
The Onion buys Alex Jones’ Infowars.
After which what would comply with could be a smart-alecky story concerning the satirical website taking down the crackpot conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, scooping up his website from public sale, and the way a gun security advocacy group would promote on the revamped website that may make enjoyable of different knuckleheads and dangerous actors.
It will be hilarious.
Now right here’s the deal. Every thing above is true!
And, it is hilarious.
The Onion did find yourself with InfoWars on Thursday, successful a chapter public sale to take over the positioning.
The Associated Press’ Dave Collins reported that The Onion’s bid was backed by the households of Sandy Hook Elementary College taking pictures victims, to whom Jones owes greater than $1 billion in defamation judgments for calling the 2012 bloodbath a hoax.
The New York Times’ Benjamin Mullin wrote, “Everytown for Gun Security, a nonprofit devoted to ending gun violence that was based within the aftermath of the Sandy Hook taking pictures, will promote on a relaunched model of the positioning underneath The Onion. The publication plans to reintroduce Infowars in January as a parody of itself, mocking ‘bizarre web personalities’ like Mr. Jones who site visitors in misinformation and well being dietary supplements, Ben Collins, the chief govt of The Onion’s mother or father firm, World Tetrahedron, mentioned in an interview.”
Ben Collins instructed Mullin, “We thought this might be a hilarious joke. That is going to be our reply to this no-guardrails world the place there aren’t any gatekeepers and all the pieces’s form of insane.”
After all The Onion had a story on its website about it from faux CEO Bryce P. Tetraeder, who wrote, “No value could be too excessive for such a cornucopia of malleable property and minds. And but, in a stroke of excellent fortune, a formidable particular curiosity group has outwitted the hapless proprietor of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten title) and compelled him to promote it at a steep cut price: lower than one trillion {dollars}. Make no mistake: This can be a coup for our firm and a well-deserved victory for multinational elites the world over.”
In his AP story, Dave Collins wrote, “On his reside broadcast, Jones was offended and defiant, vowing to problem the sale and public sale course of in courtroom. He later introduced his present was being shut down. Jones, who had instructed listeners for days that he had a brand new studio arrange close by, then resumed his broadcast from the brand new location, carrying them reside on his accounts on X.”
Jones instructed his listeners, “This can be a whole assault on free speech, the deep state is totally uncontrolled. That is the tyranny of the New World Order, determined to silence the American individuals.”
Possibly if Jones hadn’t been discovered accountable for saying the Sandy Hook shootings have been a hoax, his website wouldn’t be within the place he’s now.
Mullin wrote, “Mr. Collins mentioned The Onion started considering a bid for Infowars this summer season, when he learn on-line that it was going to be auctioned off. The publication’s management workforce noticed a chance to play a really humorous, very public joke on Mr. Jones if issues broke their manner.
In early fall, Mr. Collins reached out to the attorneys for the households of the victims of the Sandy Hook shootings, whom he knew from his days as a reporter protecting misinformation at NBC Information. The households expressed help for The Onion’s bid, Mr. Collins mentioned.”
Robbie Parker, whose daughter Emilie was killed within the Sandy Hook taking pictures, mentioned in an announcement, “The dissolution of Alex Jones’s property and the dying of Infowars is the justice we’ve lengthy awaited and fought for.”
NBC Information’ Craig Melvin, proven right here in June 2023. (Charles Sykes/Invision/AP)
Craig Melvin has been chosen by NBC Information to exchange Hoda Kotb as co-host of the “At present” present. Melvin will transfer into the chair alongside Savannah Guthrie from 7 to 9 a.m. Jap after Kotb leaves on Jan. 10 of subsequent yr.
That’s the fitting transfer.
Melvin already hosts the present’s third hour and is the information anchor throughout the first two hours. He’ll proceed internet hosting the third hour with Al Roker, Dylan Dreyer and Sheinelle Jones.
Libby Leist, senior vp of “At present,” mentioned in an announcement, “We’re past thrilled to have Craig step into the co-anchor chair. He’s been an integral and beloved a part of our household. From breaking information protection within the area, to presidential interviews, to a number of Olympics and Tremendous Bowls, Craig’s proven he has the expertise and the vary to cowl all that we do right here at ‘At present.’ And he does it with out ever shedding that Southern attraction.”
The present made the announcement official on the air. Melvin mentioned, “I’ve loved only a lifetime of blessings and that is the newest.” He instructed Kotb and Guthrie, “You guys are the sisters I by no means thought I wanted.”
Charlotte Klein’s newest for New York journal: “Who Wants to Cover the Second Coming of Trump?”
It will get into who the subsequent White Home press secretary is perhaps. Klein lists potential candidates as Karoline Leavitt, who was the marketing campaign’s nationwide press secretary and now could be the transition spokeswoman; marketing campaign spokesman Steven Cheung; marketing campaign advisers Danielle Alvarez and Brian Hughes; Tim Murtaugh, a former 2020 Trump marketing campaign communications director; and, Scott Jennings — the conservative voice on many CNN panels.
Klein additionally writes about what protection from the key information organizations would possibly seem like.
She wrote that one political author instructed her, “Protecting a Trump administration simply requires a reasonably strong sturdy workforce that’s going to be accessible on a regular basis.” However, one other added, “Who has the cash to rent? Mainly everyone seems to be laying people off. There’s simply not loads of sources on the market. A handful of locations can be on the hunt, and everybody else can be attempting to maintain their present expertise from bailing.”
- The Washington Put up’s Jeremy Barr with “With jobs to fill, Trump once again turns to Fox News.”
- Talking of Fox Information, Margaret Sullivan’s newest column for The Guardian is “Any line of separation between Fox News and the US government is about to vanish.” Sullivan writes, “It’s onerous to leap from Fox to a job at a severe information group. However, if you wish to work on the Trump White Home, there are few higher resume-builders.”
- And Politico’s Jasper Goodman with “Trump’s cable news Cabinet,” He writes, “Desire a job within the second Trump administration? Get booked on a cable information present.”
- The Wall Road Journal’s Joe Flint and Drew FitzGerald with “Trump vs. Media Moves Back to the White House.”
- Throughout the presidential marketing campaign, Donald Trump talked to a bunch of podcasters and streamers. Jon Caramanica and The New York Instances watched all of them and wrote, “Where to Find the Avuncular Donald Trump? Check the Manosphere.”
- For Columbia Journalism Evaluate, Paul Beckett with “The Wall Street Journal’s Campaign to Free Evan Gershkovich.”
- Liz Seymour has been named managing editor of The Washington Post. Seymour, who has been with the Put up for 25 years, was most just lately a deputy managing editor. Seymour joins present managing editors Matea Gold, Krissah Thompson and Scott Vance and can report back to govt editor Matt Murray.
- The Washington Put up’s Jessica Contrera and Jenn Abelson (with pictures by Carolyn Van Houten) with “A police chief was accused of paying $100 to rape a teen — and trying to cover it up.”
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