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Arda Öcal's greatest, funniest fantasy hockey staff names

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September 13, 2024

Yearly that I do that checklist for ESPN fantasy hockey, I dig for inspiration. Some names lend themselves naturally to puns or popular culture references, which creates a stable, commonplace Fantasy title similar to “A Jack Hughes Brothers Movie” or “Auston Matthews McConaughey”). The key sauce, although, is to play with more difficult names; that is the place you discover your diamonds within the tough.

Occasionally a reputation comes alongside that defies all fantasy staff deal with conventions. Throws the rule e-book fully out the window. Makes you query all the pieces you’ve got ever identified.

That title? Rutger McGroarty.

This splendidly goated title (and former College of Michigan participant who was chosen 14th general by Winnipeg within the 2022 NHL draft and is now with the Pittsburgh Penguins, however that is not the main focus for this explicit piece) is each a blessing and a curse by way of naming your fantasy staff. If Rutger McGroarty did not exist as a hockey participant within the NHL, inventing that moniker in your staff would nonetheless flip heads and spark just a few questions. For those who have been listening to the title for the primary time, you would be excused in case you thought Rutger McGroarty performed towards Babe Dye and Newsy Lalonde within the Nineteen Twenties.

However Rutger McGroarty is an S-tier fantasy hockey staff title in itself, no intelligent modification or linking wanted. It does the give you the results you want. It’s the Mona Lisa or the Raygun of fantasy names; 10/10, no notes.

Talking of labor, that is what I did so you do not have to. Benefit from the fourth annual ESPN Fantasy Crew Title Listing, greater and extra Rutger McGroartier than ever.

Soccer hockey names

RJ Ui-Umberger-Lei

Lester Patrick Mahomes

Ryan Christian McCaffReaves

Brandon AiyUtah Hockey Membership

Justin HerBertuzzi

Dak PreScott Stevens

Zack Martin St. Louis

Deebo Samuel Girard

Jalen Ramsey Abid

Wrestling names

Brutus LaBarbera Beefcake (This was former goaltender Jason LaBarbera’s precise hockey nickname and it is among the best hockey names in historical past!)

The Folks’s Elbo Room

Dale Hunter Hearst Helmsley

Michael Cole Caufield

Corey Adam Graves

Jim Ross Colton

Damian Cody Rhodes

Rhea Mike Ridley

Darby Allan Bester

Paul Swayman

Motion pictures and tv

I am Simply Ken Holland

Andrew Coppenheimer

OppenReimer

RuhwedelJuice RuhwedelJuice

Tyson Jostbusters

It Ends With Gustavsson

Ted Brazeau

Cobra Kai-Le Okposo

Solely Kurvers In The Constructing

Schmid Recreation

Yegor Shoresy-ngovich

The Briere

Succ-Sissons

How I Met Your Montour

The Andrew Soproglianos

Memes

Very Demers, Very Aware

Let Him Matt Cooke

Dansk Like No One’s Watching

Life Occurs. Paul Coffey Helps

Nate Schmibidti

Rasmus Rizz-Tolainen

Simply Put The Knies In The Bag, Bro

Deluluongo


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Music

Good Luck, Babe Dye!

Not Like Rust

Hi there Bowness My Outdated Good friend

Kendrick Lamundqvist

All I Need For Christmas Is Hughes

Hit The Put up Malone

Justin Bieber’s All-Star Jacket

Drop It Like It is Trotz

Mr. Shortside

Bardown With The Illness

Star Wars

The Nate Mack-Olyte

Filoni The Goalie

By no means Inform Me The Todds Bertuzzi

George Lucas Raymond

Grand Henrymal Thrun

Kay Vess-ilevskiy

Grasp Cole Caufield

Luke Nathanwalker

Boston seventh Fleet

Minnesota Frosty Sulphate

Montreal Vic Vankoh

New York Thala-Sirens

Ottawa Seismic Fees

Toronto Spectre Cell

Skeleton Crew Lamoriello

Kaiden Gro-Guhle


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Meals

Andrew Cobb Sa-Ladd

Scrambled Greg McKeggs

London Poile

Baba Ghanugent-Hopkins

Hamburglar And Fries

In our hearts

Johnny Hockey Eternally <3

You’ll find Arda Öcal internet hosting The Drop, SportsCenter, and extra. Observe him on X, previously Twitter, @Arda.


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